"Ballad of the Gellybird"

There was a dainty Gellybird,
who lived beneath a moat,
"I wish I was an ape," he purred,
igniting several goats.

"These chunky boosters hinder me,
me body's made of gel,"
he whispered rather timidly,
whilst eating a hotel.

"A horse I'd milk to leave this place,"
the Gellybird did say.
"...I'd eat a glacier in discrace,
with lustful mounds of clay!"

"Alas," the Gellybird did moan,
his options were at none,
for if he strayed too far from home:
"A SOLAR-POWERED NUN!"