Relying on Benson is never a grand
idea, because he'll demolish your hands,
as soon as he cuts you, you'll be needing band
-aids, but you can't help it, your blood turns to jam!
Is that how Young Benson would want to remember
his victims? As handless? Jam-blooded? Dismembered?
A goat had once stopped him from placing a blender
on top of his head as he questioned his gender.
So, whether a builder who's just put a fence in,
or priest who's forgiven a church full of dense sin,
remember as if there was only one lesson,
that nobody wins when Relying On Benson...
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