Shabumba was a grande olde whale,
the grandest in the sea,
whose Gran had taught her all she knew,
of grandiosity.
"SHABUMBA!" drunken Goons would chant,
in pubs both far and wide,
"I'd maim my Wife and slay my Aunt,
to make that whale my bride!"
But if you knew The Lady Whale,
Shabumba, as do I,
You'd know that seeking sex from her,
would make your children cry.
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