The Beverage Beast comes out to drink,
when stars come out to shine!
He'll disconnect your kitchen sink,
and wrap your bones with twine!
The Beverage Beast doth have a thirst,
to rival parch-ed men,
and with your sink he'll place a curse,
on dollars changed to yen!
The Beverage Beast (a stubborn drunk),
is not adverse to harm,
he'd liquify a feral skunk,
and drink it on a farm!
So, shouldst thou cross The Beverage Beast,
the option left for you
is: "Drink a beverage made with yeast",
(I've heard that beer will do.)
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