Convecting with Stevens was always a bore,
the heat made him question the hinges on doors,
"I'm having those flashbacks about the Cold War!"
he'd say to the hinges whilst eating C4.
Convecting with Stevens was never enough,
"This heat makes me think that I'm Hillary Duff!"
he'd scream exothermically, trimming his muff,
whilst callously butchering Shia LaBeouf.
Convecting with Stevens was troubling work,
he'd eat all my tax forms, then call me a "jerk",
t'was tiring, yes, and there weren't many perks,
but Stevens would soon make me "Head Oven Clerk"!
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