"Pluh-Fronga The Penguin"

(pluh-frawn-guh)

Pluh-Fronga The Penguin (assaulting a stork),
was publically chiding the Mayor of New York,
"Hey, Michael!" he jeered while he dry-humped Bjork,
"I voted for you, then you ate all my pork!

Mayor Bloomberg, embarrased by what he'd begun,
soon ordered Pluh-Fronga to deep-fry a nun,
"Make sure she cooks tender and has lots of fun!"
Pluh-Fronga obeyed, whilst absolving Tim Gunn.

The Mayor and the Penguin, both men of their word,
decided their conflict was far too absurd,
"I'll sell you a nun, then divide her in thirds!"
said Pluh-Fronga The Penguin, promise inferred.